Graham Barlow

If you know who Graham Barlow is then you will find the following hilarious:

Debra mumbled under her breath, “Power hungry freakin’ crazed psychopath nazi”
Stay away from Erin when she has the remote

Debra: How are you Pierce?
Pierce: Good thanks, you?
Debra: Good.
Pierce: See you later.
Debra: I love you too!
Pierce: …what?!

“He’s the qui shiet type.”
Kedra

Debra: Those student-teacher relationships.
Kedra: He’s a student teacher?

“Look! I can be a capo too.”
Jenna

“My fat friends were always fat and will always be fat.”
Kedra

Jenna: I have like ten miles of black on my back tooth!
Erin: Can you imagine how much plaque that would be?!

“Remember when wearing thongs on the outside of your pants was cool?”
Debra

Walks into the bathroom…
Debra: It smells like man in here!
Jenna: Erin just showered.
Debra: Oh yeah…

“You’re Cory Mormon, you’re Brandon Mormon, you’re Jack Mormon.”
Debra

Debra: I had a real dinner tonight!
Erin: Really? Who made it for you?

Debra: Haha…look my thighs shake.
Meg: Wow. That’s bizarre! Why do they do that?

“I would rather make out with a bee than kill a spider.”
Jenna

“I bought a new bag of chicken. It costed like ten chicken bucks!”
Debra

“This is so good! It tastes like holiday cheer!”
Jenna

“Sooo… We’re on our way”
Kedra

“No matter how much you paid me, I would not go on a date with *”
Lena

“I am such a perfect person! Why does this happen to me?”
Jenna

“Choke me from behind.”
Erin

“Cory has a womb?”
Meg

Jenna: Meg, look at Cory’s Facebook pic.”
Meg: I’m glad it’s not that ugly ninja girl.
Jenna: Oh, uh, it is.

“Move it tubs.”
Meg

Teacher: Jenna, can you tell me about Saul/Paul?
Jenna: Um, Meg, didn’t we talk about that last night? Um, no I don’t really know. You better not ask me.

“My feet are so hot in these cats!”
Meg

Erin: I had a dream…
Jenna: Ha ha, I had a dream.
Erin: Wait, it’s not Memorial Day yet.

“My lotion need some feet.”
Jenna

“I always think rapists are hot.”
Meg

“I want to look at some Asian midget women.”
Debra

“Anyone want slut muffins?”
Meg

“What are you worried that if he tries to kiss you, you will get sweaty?”
Lena to Debra

“Here Debra, have some more pot.”
Kedra

Jenna: How do you spell midget?
Kedra: M-I-dizzle

“Hey Debra!! They are breaking up. Move in, now’s your chance!”
Meg

“Do you have any botox?”
Jenna

“Wow Erin… you’re so lucky! You have a possessed tape recorder.”
Kedra

“Do you like to dance?” “Not in the arms of him!”
Meg

“We drove to Disney World from Ohio. We stopped in South Africa on the way. Oh wait… South Carolina!”
Erin

“Okay guys, this isn’t gossip, it’s just news passed between people.”
Meg

Erin: Hey guys, will I look like I’m 13 if I wear my hair in braids?
Meg: Ahahahahaha!!
Erin: Okay, I guess that’s a yes.

“Guys… I hate my haircut! I said Nicole Richie not Chia pet.”
Meg

“Debra, do we have nucleuses?”
Meg

“Debra, you can be our faux cher.”
Kedra

“If you could choose one person to disappear from Foxwood who would it be?”
Debra

“You spilled music all over the floor!”
Jenna

Jenna: Have you guys ever seen a brain explode?
Kedra: That’s a movie?
-During finals week! That explains a lot.

“AHHHH…Sambas”
Debra (of course!)

“I stopped at Taco Bell to get a mexi-melt to hold me over until I got to McDonalds.”
Meg

“Did you know I saw a girl with no lips once? It was weird, like she had no lips.”
Debra

“He was jumping his box.”
Jenna about her and Debra’s OJ lovers

“I’m not going to feel like a winner because I was once a sperm and I won a race.”
Serena

“I wanna jump your bones.”
Jenna singing to the Wedding Singer song

“Choking’s the worst!”
Meg

“I look like a white Indian.”
Erin

“This body is going to make a man happy someday.”
Debra

“They’re not burned. They’re just cooked a lot.”
Serena

“Remember: Candy is dandy but fruit helps you poop.”
Dr. Possible on Disney’s Kim Possible and the Proud Family

Erin: It smells like cadavers.
Jenna: I like it!

“Is it? Is it?”
Kedra and Jenna

“During Joseph Smith’s 2nd vision…”
Kedra

Debra: Ya know what’s the ugliest name in the entire world? Donna
Meg: Oh, that’s my mom’s name.

“Sometimes Kedra can be a real WITCH.”
Lena

“Quit tapping that.”
Debra

“Like she needed that interpreted. Hee hee.”
Meg

Erin: You should drive, it’s dark outside.
Debra: Eh… I kinda want to get raped.
Erin: You just want to have a baby don’t you.

“Okay guys, I have a serious question for you. If you had HIV…”
Kedra

“Debra- every time we do something you close something.”
Erin

“If you don’t take this, I’ll have to tackle you and shove it down your throat!”
Kedra

Three words… Dish Latino Joe!

Listen with your heart.
Dove wrapper

“Make sure nobody comes back here cause I’m showering with my clothes off this time.”
Jenna

Trust your heart not your head.
Dove wrapper